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It's a fairly large test.

but please take it. We're so excited.

Advantages of taking this test:

- I will love you.
- You'll be able to go to sleep knowing that you made somebody very happy
- You'll become happier as a person.
- I'm sick right now. I'm suffering and so cold. Please take it

Disadvantages of not taking this test:

- Your parents will stop loving you.
- I will nag at your conscience as you go to sleep, eating away at your soul. You will toss and turn in bed, making excuses for yourself. "Oh it was late and night, and I didn't want to take it!", "I'm too lazy!" etc. but you know deep inside, that you should have taken it.
- You'll die
- You'll become a miserable wretch.

If this hasn't convinced you than just remember this: Santa is watching you. And he has a gun.

Take the test. We're so excited.